mercredi 31 août 2016

Amy Huberman left an adorable message for her daughter on the first day of Montessori

YESTERDAY, PARENTS ALL over Ireland watched as their children went to playschool and big school for the first time. (There may have been some tears shed.)

Among those sending their little ones out into the big, bad world was Amy Huberman, whose daughter Sadie was starting Montessori for the first time.

So Hubes decided to leave a little message for her daughter from the house fairy Stephanie Sparkle…

Have a magical first day at Montessori Sadie! Love Stephanie Sparkle xxx PS. I’ve left you some magic glitter stars!

Adorable. (The little door comes from The Irish Fairy Door Company, BTW.)

We expect the fairies of Ireland will be working double time over the next few days…

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Tonight's GBBO was officially the filthiest, most innuendo-laden episode yet

bakeoff Source: Mark Bourdillon/BBC

THE GREAT BRITISH Bake Off is renowned for its liberal use of cake-themed innuendo, but tonight, it was filthier than ever.

If you happened to be playing a drinking game based on the ‘covert’ sexual references in Bake Off, you were probably pissed by the end of the first half. It was relentless.

Here are the cheekiest bits:

When Mel asked Rav if he wanted a ‘pair of warm hands on him’

rav Source: Twitter/@BritishBakeOff

This was all because his “piping bag” was “stiff”. But it didn’t end there.

When Candice asked Mel to ‘grab her jugs’

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Candice made a gingerbread version of her parents’ pub for her winning Showstopper bake, and included two beer steins as decoration.

Like a true GBBO contestant, she didn’t allow the chance for a cheeky comment to pass her by:

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Please note Andrew’s facial expression upon hearing this utterance.

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BARELY holding in the giggles.

When Paul told Val that her ‘sister tastes lovely’

Val’s ambitious gingerbread family didn’t go too well, but at least she had this:

PAUL.

When the judges discussed Val’s problems with ‘finishing’

Her bakes, that is.

We’ve had some problems finishing in the past, haven’t we?

Alright lads, this isn’t couples’ therapy.

Finally, and most shockingly, Mary Berry’s ‘carpet’ gag

Candice’s gingerbread pub included a carpet made out of ginger cake, which of course lead to this:

Mel: Who wants to eat a bit of carpet?
Mary: I’ll eat a bit of carpet.

It turns out ‘soggy bottoms’ is exactly the limit of the innuendo everyone was comfortable with their TV Granny getting into. No one could believe what they were hearing:

They know exactly what they’re doing. And they won’t stop until they’ve scandalised the whole of the UK and Ireland, the fiends.

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18 people you always ended up sitting beside in secondary school

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1. One of the twins who were always referred to as ‘The Twins’. You were never sure which one it was

2. That one girl who was really into horses

3. A lad with a nickname like ‘Smurf’ (because his surname was Murphy)

4. A GAA player that regularly got to miss class for GAA reasons

5. The person who got 11 As in the Junior Cert and vibrated with anxiety throughout 5th and 6th Year

6. The girl who smoked and tried to cover up the stench of cigs with Impulse body spray

7. The boy who never. Stopped. Sniffing

8. The new kid with an exotic backstory (they moved from a ~different town~, oooo)

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9. The girl who coyly said she was ‘very happy’ with her Leaving Cert results but wouldn’t hand over the deets

10. The person who always forgot their book, meaning you’d have to forgo your personal space to share with them

11. Related: The sicko who borrowed your nice pen and never returned it

12. The lad who seriously overdid the Lynx Africa

13. That one girl who took her TY Mini Company EXTREMELY seriously

14. The goth/emo/grunger who spent every class inscribing band logos on to their school books

15. The popular guy whose lackeys crowded around your desks during breaks

16. The overenthusiastic girl whose hand was in the air for 90% of the lesson

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17. The kid who never ever missed a day and came in even when dying with a cold. Cheers bud

18. And the person who always asks for more paper during tests. F**k that person

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This gal from Dublin got a man on Tinder to buy her a Domino's

WHO NEEDS A relationship when you have pizza?

Tinder might not be a sure-fire route to love but this girl from Dublin has found another use for it: Getting food. Lots of food.

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Twitter user Maz was craving a Chinese, but funds were tight –  so she fired some messages to a few lads on Tinder in the hope that one would come to her rescue.

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The message was short and sweet:

Pls buy me a Chinese

But despite this, one brave man stepped up to the plate. A generous benefactor agreed to send her €20 via Paypal to keep her fed:

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And a few weeks later, Maz used the funds for a mighty feed from Domino’s.

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Chivalry is alive and well, folks.

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9 reasons why the Old Bar is the heart and soul of UCC

REJOICE, UCC STUDENTS! The much-loved Old Bar, a staple of the campus for over 30 years, has been saved.

Back in July, it emerged that the university was closing the Old Bar – immediately, the Students’ Union launched the #SaveOurSpace campaign to keep it open.

It appears the campaign has been successful, as the Irish Examiner reports that the bar will now be reopening on September 12, the first day of the semester.

Here are just a few reasons to celebrate.

1. The Old Bar is the home of clubs and societies

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Dram Soc cast lists were posted there, Trad Soc have sessions there, clubs and society members drink there…

2. It’s the best place to chill out after lectures in the Boole

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So close by!

3. Or get competitive in a table quiz

4. Or perhaps see a gig, if you were so inclined

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5. It just has a more ‘old man pub’ feel than the New Bar

Character. That’s what’s important.

6. And the rolls. Dear god, the rolls

The stuff of legend.

7. It’s the best place to go if you were trying to avoid someone

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You could go in one entrance and out the other, if needs be. Ideal.

8. And it’s guaranteed to be wedged during R&G Week

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This is why UCC needs two bars, people.

9. In many ways, the Old Bar is the heart and soul of the campus

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Long may it reign. To the Old Bar!

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Irish Gogglebox is on the way very soon... here's everything we know about it

THE IRISH VERSION of Gogglebox is set to hit TV3 screens later this month, and today a few more details about the show have been revealed.

Twelve hour-long episodes will be made for this first series, with comedian Deirdre O’Kane and Mrs Brown’s Boy’s star Rory Cowen providing the narration.

The identify of the all-important people on the couch has not been unveiled but Cowen told DailyEdge that the turnaround will be fairly speedy, and that none of it has been filmed yet.

Say the show is on a Friday night, they’ll start filming it on the Monday of that week. The morning of the broadcast, that’s when I’ll be doing the narration.

TV3 has promised that the “couples, families and friends” on couches around Ireland will be “colourful and entertaining”.

And Cowen said that while the narration will be scripted “the ones looking at the telly will say what they see”.

Pat’s back 

Elsewhere, Pat Kenny is to return to our TV screens – and team up with his former general election leaders’ debate partner Colette Fitzpatrick.

The pair will front a brand new TV3 current affairs show, the station announced today at the launch of its upcoming season of programmes.

Kenny and Fitzpatrick will be the joint hosts of the new current affairs show, which will air on TV3 on Wednesday nights.

The former Late Late Show host was last seen on our screens when he teamed up with Fitzpatrick for a series of leaders’ debates during the election race in February.

Speaking today, Kenny said he thought about joining the broadcaster “for about ten seconds” before deciding to co-host the show.

According to the station:

The show will provide in-depth analysis on national and international issues and will feature live interviews with the big newsmakers of the day in front of a studio audience.

Rumours had been circulating in recent months that Kenny was getting set to rival Prime Time (which airs on Tuesday and Thursday nights on RTÉ One) with a new show, given the veteran presenter had cut his ties with UTV Ireland in 2015.

He is currently a presenter on Newstalk.

The new show was one of a raft of new announcements made at the launch of the new TV3 autumn schedule today:

  • Red Rock will move to a later one-hour primetime slot on Monday evenings (9.30pm)
  • Lucy Kennedy will “live with” Republic of Ireland footballer Shane Long, singer Kerry Katona and comedian Al Porter in a new Living with Lucy
  • Robin Gill and Daniel Clifford will be the two new Celebrity Masterchef judges
  • David McWilliams returns to Tv3 with Agenda, a new business show that will feature high profile international events (Sunday lunchtime)
  • New three-part drama Smalltown will begin tomorrow (1 September)
  • New series Donal McIntyre: Unsolved will look at the cases of Amy Fitzpatrick, Annie McCarrick and Trevor Deely.
  • Paul Williams: War on Crime will be a two-part series looking at the history of organised crime in Ireland and compare the events of 1996 – when Detective Garda Jerry McCabe and journalist Veronica Guerin were killed – with today’s gangland killings

Tweet by @Daragh Brophy Source: Daragh Brophy/Twitter

Purple reign

The schedule was launched at the National Concert Hall in Dublin city centre at lunchtime – on a stage replete with concert-grade lights and effects (dry ice included).

Group Managing Director Pat Kiely kicked off proceedings, telling media, advertising clients and other guests in the audience that it was Ballymount’s most ambitious schedule ever.

The increased investment in programming, he said, had been made possible by the investment of Virgin Media, which bought TV3 last summer for a reputed price tag of €80 million.

Introduced on stage by this afternoon’s host, Deirdre O’Kane, Pat Kenny said the station’s new current affairs show would be “surprising” and that audience tickets would be publicly available.

Tweet by @Daragh Brophy Source: Daragh Brophy/Twitter

Tweet by @Daragh Brophy Source: Daragh Brophy/Twitter

Asked what the programme would cover, he said it would respond to breaking events in any given week.

“Who would have thought that Pat Hickey would end up in jail?” Kenny asked, discussing how the show might have tackled the various Olympic controversies.

“If it were this week we would be chasing down the Pat Hickey interview,” his co-host, Fitzpatrick, added.

With issues like Brexit, “the possibility of a President Trump”, and uncertainty in government to discuss, it was an ideal time to begin a new current affairs venture, Kenny observed.

Tweet by @Daragh Brophy Source: Daragh Brophy/Twitter

Other programmes

X Factor, Xposé, the UEFA Champions League, Ireland AM, Midday, The Seven O’Clock Show, Saturday and Sunday AM, Britain’s Got Talent and Big Brother will all return to the station, as will Tonight with Vincent Browne. The latter will begin at an earlier time of 10.30pm.

Tweet by @Daragh Brophy Source: Daragh Brophy/Twitter

The new announcements are part of TV3′s “ambitious growth plans”, the station said today.

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Written by Aoife Barry and Daragh Brophy and posted on TheJournal.ie with additional reporting by Emer McLysaght 

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This Kerry woman lost a bet and had to get a Dublin footballer tattooed on her arm

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OONAGH O’CARROLL IS the co-host of iRadio’s morning breakfast show.

She is also a very proud Kerry woman.

Following Kerry’s defeat to Dublin on Sunday, Oonagh found herself on the losing side of a bet with her co-host Aidan Power. And this morning, she was treated to a massive semi-permanent tattoo of Dublin footballer Diarmaid Connolly right on her arm.

I hate Diarmaid Connolly! Oh my God, that’s not his face.
Get it off me, get it off me. Jesus. You’ve gone too far this time.
Shites, the lot of ye.

In fairness, look at the size of it!

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iRadio says that the tempoary tattoo will last for up to four weeks.

Four weeks of going around with one of the men who shattered your county’s All-Ireland dream?

Well harsh.

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Rejoice! Stranger Things is coming back for a second season next year

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IF YOU HAVE been feeling forlorn at the thought of no more Stranger Things, we have good news for you: Netflix has just announced that Stranger Things will return for a second season in 2017.

The television Gods were listening after all!

Today Netflix confirmed that the series would return for nine episodes in 2017 and shared a little trailer, which indicated that the show would pick up again in the autumn of 1984.

The trailer also provided us with a sneaky glimpse at the episode titles…

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What could it all mean?

Netflix revealed that the original creative team behind the series will return, but has yet to confirm the cast for the new series.

Either way, colour us excited.

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The TV3/RTÉ rivalry has reached dazzling new heights

THIS AFTERNOON, TV3 launched its autumn schedule in the National Concert Hall.

Among other things, they revealed details of new series like Gogglebox (yes, it’s finally coming!) and a new current affairs programme hosted by Pat Kenny and Colette Fitzpatrick.

Inside the doors of the National Concert Hall, there was evidence of TV3′s heated rivalry with RTÉ. The National Concert Hall, you see, is home of the RTÉ National Symphony Orchestra and has signage all over the venue indicating as much.

Unwilling to have RTÉ’s branding on display at their launch, TV3 decided to straight up cover all mentions of RTÉ with a piece of paper.

Like so:

Nothing to see here. Just some strategically placed bits of blank paper is all.

No really, nothing to see here. Head into the stallaí, will you?

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What to watch on TV tonight: Wednesday

DailyEdge.ie rounds up the TV shows that you’ll be tweeting about tonight and talking about tomorrow.

Older Than Ireland (RTÉ One, 9.35pm)

A delightful documentary featuring anecdotes and nuggets of wisdom from thirty Irish centenerians who are, as the title suggests, older than Ireland. #OlderThanIreland 

Great British Bake Off (BBC One, 8pm)

IT’S BISCUIT WEEK, GANG! Tonight’s episode will be hosted by Mel alone (Sue was absent due to a family tragedy) and will see contestants attempt to impress Mary Bery and Paul Hollywood with their biscuit offering. Get the Hobnobs in. #GBBO

Republic of Ireland vs. Oman (eir Sport 1, 7pm)

Republic of Ireland versus Oman might not seem a tantalising fixture, but it is Robbie Keane’s last ever match in a green jersey. Will he score in his last ever appearance? Will there be tears? Either way, we’ll miss you, champ. #ThanksRobbie

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Everyone’s talking about… Xposé

Yesterday, TV3 announced some interesting changes to its evening showbiz programme Xposé.  For one thing, the show is reverting back to its orginal half hour length.

And the show is bidding farewell to Lisa Cannon, Peter O’Riordan and Aisling O’Loughlin. Instead the show will now be hosted by Glenda Gilson, Karen Koster, Ruth O’Neill and Cassie Stokes.

Lisa Cannon confirmed today that she’ll be moving to the weekend edition of Ireland: AM instead.

Adios @tv3xpose what a splendid decade! I’ll cherish the fun, fizz& AbFabness of it all. enjoyed every moment. What a joy

So now. End of an era, wha’?

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Or flick over for…

  • The Chronicles of Nadiya (BBC One, 9pm) Series following the exploits of GBBO’s Nadiya.
  • Sex, Lies and Cyber Attacks (Channel 4, 10pm) Documentary about the recent Ashley Madison hack.
  • Football Focus: Transfer Deadline Day Special (BBC One, 10.45pm) TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY!
  • Frank (Film Four, 10.40pm) Must watch musical comedy starring our very own Michael Fassbender and Domhnall Gleeson.

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