13 people who hate the Ryanair trumpets as much as you

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IS THERE ANYTHING worse than being on a cramped, hot and sweaty plane and then being forced to listen to a triumphant trumpet jingle to celebrate the fact that you’re “on time”? 

In a word, no.

And everyone who has ever flown with Ryanair agrees.

1. It might be the most self-congratulatory move ever

I like that Ryanair plays a trumpet when you land, almost as if they're congratulating themselves for getting you there safe

— Catie Strigenz (@strigenzc) May 23, 2016

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2. I mean, really.

I live like Ryanair.
I give myself 2 hours to do a 45 minute job and then play a trumpet to celebrate my own genius.
🎺🎺🎺

— Scott Evans (@NotScottEvans) June 18, 2015

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3. It’s stupid.

Ryanair has celebratory trumpet music when the plane lands... This is the dumbest thing I have encountered

— Joe Stapleton (@JoeStapleTheTon) May 23, 2015

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4. And poxy.

@Ryanair flight now delayed for 2 hours and 10 minutes. Not 1 staff member to be seen. Only solace is that I won't hear those poxy trumpets!

— Glen Holmes (@holmesgjk) May 27, 2016

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5. And a load of shite, to be frank.

Flight delayed by nearly 2 hours, and I bet RyanAir will still try blowing that irritating 'on time' trumpet shite

— connor (@chambress) June 23, 2016

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6. It almost makes you feel glad about having a delayed flight.

The best thing about a delayed flight with @Ryanair is that we didn't get to hear the trumpet fanfare at landing 🎺

— G-Unit (@BListAtCapital) May 6, 2016

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7. “Ah sure, I might be two hours later than I had planned, but at least I don’t have to listen to that bloody trumpet.”

8. As Brody so eloquently put it, “Ffs”

Looool RyanAir plays trumpet music when they land I've only just clocked. The whole of the plane starts clapping and cheering ffs 😂😭

— BRODY (@brodymc94) June 25, 2016

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9. Even the staff think it’s a joke

You know the ryanair trumpet is a joke when the cabin crew laugh at each other for having to play it when the plane lands 😂

— megan (@_MeganDaly) April 9, 2016

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10. Only thing that makes you more murderous than hearing the Ryanair trumpet? Hearing the Ryanair trumpet when the flight isn’t even on time

Stuck in runway limbo for the past 20 minutes. Looks like Ryanair blew their trumpet track a little too soon.

— Justin Case (@JustinCaseJr) October 19, 2015

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11. *shakes fist*

I note @ryanair to their poxy little on-time trumpet when a plane is two mins late landing. If only they were that liberal with baggage kg.

— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) October 22, 2015

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12. And the fact that it seems to encourage applause only makes things worse

i absolutely despise the fact that ryanair seems to deliberately try to get everyone to applaud by playing a trumpet fanfare when u land

— MaryGrace (@marygrace0330) May 23, 2015

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13. Here’s a very accurate picture of you

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Lord give us strength.

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13 people who hate the Ryanair trumpets as much as you