Have you ever eaten your dinner in your room and left the plate to languish there for days (perhaps weeks) on end?
Yes, what's it to you?
No! Who does that?
Have you ever slept on a bed with no sheet?
Yes, but only because I was really, really tired.
I have regularly done this.
What kind of animal do you think I am?
Be honest -- do you like the smell of your own farts?
Yes, I am very proud of my farts.
...sometimes.
No. In fact, I actively live in fear of other people smelling them.
Have you ever knowingly peed in a swimming pool?
Yes, and anyone who says they haven't is a LIAR.
Yes, but I was very young.
Is it ever okay to wee in the shower?
Sure it all goes down the plughole anyway.
Have you ever picked your nose and eaten it?
*gets sick in mouth* NO.
Be honest - when was the last time you washed your towel?
In the last wash.
Definitely in the last few weeks.
Your honour, I cannot recall.
You've ran out of clean underwear. What do you do?
Wear yesterday's pair. No biggy.
Turn yesterday's pair inside out and hope for the best.
Go out to buy a new pair and change into them ASAP.
Go commando.
How religious are you about washing your hands after using the loo?
I *always* wash.
I only wash if I've done a number two.
Men, sometimes I skip it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You have a wedgie and you need to... fix yourself. Do you or do you not smell your hands afterwards?
Yeah, so what?
Have you ever sicked up in your mouth... and then swallowed it?
Yes and I am not proud of it.
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
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