IT’S AN INSTANT classic, but the lyrics of Jumbo Breakfast Roll ain’t easy to recall.
When I wake up in the morning, and I just straight outta bed, I grab a hould of ______ jacket,
and shake off me ould _____ head
I haven't time for the fancy breakfast or put ____ in the bowl, And just edge of this, that I'll get itch, for the jumbo breakfast roll
Two ____, two ____ , two ____ , two ____, two pudding, one black, one white
bacon, rashers, sausages, eggs
eggs, bacon, rashers, sausages
rashers, sausages, bacon, eggs
eggs, sausages, rashers, bacon,
All stacked like a tower on top of each other and rolled up _______
With some might
Good n'tight
Extra light
Less than shite
Say's she do ya want some sauce on that? Say's I, I do in my...
There's no sight better, than ______, on jumbo breakfast roll
Melting butter
Oozing sauce
A shiny sausage
Well I went to me doctor say's he that's an artery blocker you're a having every morning for break, So to change me lifestyle he has me walking five mile and seeing a dietitian called ____
But in the morning I'd sell my soul, Just to sit outside _____ on Emo, Statoil, Shell forecourt, and ate a Jumbo Breakfast roll!
Paulie Mac's
Mary Mac's
Annie Mac's
You scored out of !
Do you even eat breakfast rolls?
Jesus, you're brutal.
You scored out of !
Do you even eat breakfast rolls?
Jesus, you're brutal.
You scored out of !
Do you even eat breakfast rolls?
Jesus, you're brutal.
You scored out of !
Do you even eat breakfast rolls?
Jesus, you're brutal.
You scored out of !
You're a bleedin' sausage
Not disgusting, but not good. Kinda like an unsatisfactory breakfast roll.
You scored out of !
You're a bleedin' sausage
Not disgusting, but not good. Kinda like an unsatisfactory breakfast roll.
You scored out of !
You're a bleedin' sausage
You need to eat a few more breakfast rolls mate.
You scored out of !
You're a bleedin' sausage
Not bad, but not great. Kinda like a breakfast roll with no sauce on it.
You scored out of !
So so close
Close, but you didn't quite make it. You are a dropped breakfast roll, just before the first bite.
You scored out of !
You're a JUMBO breakfast roll
Deep breathe.... TWWWWWWWWO eggs, two sausages, two rashers, two bacon, two pudding, one black one white!
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